Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
