Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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