My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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