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it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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