I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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