we're blogging at a bar
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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