Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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