i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
please don't ironically join a cult
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