Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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