Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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