She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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