I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
please don't ironically join a cult
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