do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
