dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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