You work out of a Hotel?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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