Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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