i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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