just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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