I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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