actually, I'm a sock model
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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