I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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