btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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