If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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