You're earring is so big in my mouth
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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