you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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