Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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