Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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