he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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