is your mom at the bar?
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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