I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What happened to fro yo and sex?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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