no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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