whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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