There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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