Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
