It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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