Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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