I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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