Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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