Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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