My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I need a beard to bite.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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