that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
