Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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