I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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