I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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