Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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