My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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