have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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