Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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