fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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