have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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