I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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