Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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