She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
