I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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