well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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