well you can't waste a boner
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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